Did you know tattoos are cultural appropriation? You see, the Roman empire banned the European art of tattooing. It was viewed as a cruelty, given that Romans and Greeks used to tattoo the faces of their slaves. The Greeks did it to insult Persian royalty, who had facial tattoos. So…

There’s a meme you may have seen in passing. It’s the box art for Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater game photoshoped into a Kafkaesque portrait of a man. Tony Hawk’s aged, modern face us glaring at the viewer. The box art is filled with tweets Tony hawk frequently makes about the…